Monday, August 29, 2022

Sloth Wisdom

 


I stopped riding my bike to check out a sloth I saw lounging against a tan concrete trash can next to the San Gabriel River bike path. 

 

The sloth wasn't being lazy. She was relaxing, after picking up trash on the riverbed. She asked me why I felt the need to zoom along the river, when there is so much beauty to see. 

 

"Testosterone poisoning is to blame," I said. "And it is the American way. Because time flies, and everything runs in America." 

 

She released a long, slow sigh. "You and your Americans are missing the point of life. Being beautiful is what's important." 

She put her hands behind her head, waiting for me to respond.  

 

"Being beautiful? There is a whole industry racing to sell us beauty products, clothing, cars, houses, and more" I said. 

 

She inhaled, letting her eyes shut. She took her time before opening them again. 

"That is not beauty. That is the distorting of what is already beautiful. Why do you paint your already beautiful faces? Why do you cover your beautiful bodies with clothes when it's too hot to wear anything?" 

 

"Do you think we should run around nude?" I asked. 

 

"Absolutely not. No need to run. Walk slowly, without the silly decorations 

You call clothes. Just be nude, the way the Creator made you.   

You do realize that the Creator only made beauty, don’t you? Everything is beautiful just the way it is. There is no improving on perfection." 

 

"We aren't perfect," I protested. 

 

"Oh, but you are. To believe otherwise is to say the Creator is flawed. Is that what you believe?" 

 

I had no idea that sloths were this philosophical. Since they are not in a hurry, I suppose they have time to think. Her comments and questions were making me think. 

 

"Are you telling me that I'm beautiful?" I asked.  

 

"Of course, you are. Why would you think otherwise? Didn't your mother ooh and awe over your beauty when you were born? Without decorations? Completely and beautifully nude?" 

 

How could I argue with this wise sloth? 

 

 

I trust that this sloth story will bring a smile to your beautiful face and remind you that being beautiful is the point of life.