Saturday, December 17, 2022


  Snow Blanketed Grass

by Mushroom Montoya


Feeling naked and exposed
Blades of grass shivered in the cold
winter night.


Huddling together, they sang
as distant church bells rang
Out the time.


They sent their tiny voices
Up to Father Sky
Who looked down upon them
from on high.


He inhaled deeply
while strumming his harp,
inviting the snow-filled clouds
To dance.


The slow floating roly-polies
twirled and swirled,
sprinkling intricately carved jewels


Onto the cold and naked
Blades of grass,
Who wove them
into snowflake blankets,


Keeping them warm
enough
To sing songs of gratitude.



Photos by Katjuscha Schwalbe Boehm

Monday, November 07, 2022

Glorious Arias

By Mushroom Montoya



Even though I barely heard her whisper,

“Look over here,”

Cactus beamed her wide smile,

Shushing me,

“Shh. The others are still sleeping.

Aren’t they so precious in their slumber,

Waiting for the sky to ombre,

So, they could sing,

With gaping mouths,

Their glorious arias

To la Luna.



Saturday, September 10, 2022

PISS ON IT

 


Piss On It

By Mushroom Montoya

 

When the luster within me refuses

To shine

Because

My life feels like the dog of heaven

is lifting his leg

and peeing on my feet

Just to piss me off,

 

I remember what Coyote told me,

Far more than once:

“Be

what you want.”

 

I tell you, truly,

Hearing him say that

Used to piss me off.

 

“Piss on it!” he chortled

As he lifted his leg

Threatening to piss on me.

 

“You can’t stay pissed forever,”

He’d say and laugh.

“So, piss on it and let it go!

 

And once the shackles of your agitation

Have fallen to the ground

You can, then,

Be what you want!

 

Be the kindness,

sweetness,

and charm

That you think is missing.

And then your luster will shine

Once again.

 

I glared

at Coyote.

“You’re ruining

My mad!”

 

“Oh, I would never deprive you

Of your mad.”

Coyote smirked.

 

“Wallow in your dark hollow place

Stirring up your wasted rage

Until you see how much it tastes

Like piss.”

 

I had to laugh

And then I asked him,

“How can I get out of my self-pity pool?”

 

He sat on his haunches,

Howled at the moon,

And then winked at me.

 

“Your

words

hold

magic,”

He said in a melodic tone.

 

Leaning close enough

To put his nose onto mine,

He whispered.

“Cast a spell upon yourself.

 

Create an incantation

To change the woeful state of being

You are exposing.”

 

“Easy for you to say,

When you aren’t drowning in…”

 

“Your own piss!” he interjected

With a gleeful grin.

“Silliness will ejaculate you

Out of your self-pity pool.”

 

I burst a laugh

at Coyote’s words.

 

He dimmed his eyes,

Crossed his paws,

And said,

“Breathe.

 

Let the emotion

pass.

 State out loud

who you truly are.

 

And then that is who you will be

 

 As soon as you get off your butt

And do to someone

What you want done to you.” 

Monday, August 29, 2022

Sloth Wisdom

 


I stopped riding my bike to check out a sloth I saw lounging against a tan concrete trash can next to the San Gabriel River bike path. 

 

The sloth wasn't being lazy. She was relaxing, after picking up trash on the riverbed. She asked me why I felt the need to zoom along the river, when there is so much beauty to see. 

 

"Testosterone poisoning is to blame," I said. "And it is the American way. Because time flies, and everything runs in America." 

 

She released a long, slow sigh. "You and your Americans are missing the point of life. Being beautiful is what's important." 

She put her hands behind her head, waiting for me to respond.  

 

"Being beautiful? There is a whole industry racing to sell us beauty products, clothing, cars, houses, and more" I said. 

 

She inhaled, letting her eyes shut. She took her time before opening them again. 

"That is not beauty. That is the distorting of what is already beautiful. Why do you paint your already beautiful faces? Why do you cover your beautiful bodies with clothes when it's too hot to wear anything?" 

 

"Do you think we should run around nude?" I asked. 

 

"Absolutely not. No need to run. Walk slowly, without the silly decorations 

You call clothes. Just be nude, the way the Creator made you.   

You do realize that the Creator only made beauty, don’t you? Everything is beautiful just the way it is. There is no improving on perfection." 

 

"We aren't perfect," I protested. 

 

"Oh, but you are. To believe otherwise is to say the Creator is flawed. Is that what you believe?" 

 

I had no idea that sloths were this philosophical. Since they are not in a hurry, I suppose they have time to think. Her comments and questions were making me think. 

 

"Are you telling me that I'm beautiful?" I asked.  

 

"Of course, you are. Why would you think otherwise? Didn't your mother ooh and awe over your beauty when you were born? Without decorations? Completely and beautifully nude?" 

 

How could I argue with this wise sloth? 

 

 

I trust that this sloth story will bring a smile to your beautiful face and remind you that being beautiful is the point of life. 

Monday, July 11, 2022

Isis

 

This is a heartwarming meaningful message from a bright and brave girl named Isis. If you have school children, have them watch this.

Posted by Mushroom Montoya on Monday, July 11, 2016

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Laughing Pitter-Patter Rain

 By Mushroom Montoya

She pitter-pattered across the roof

Looking for a jump stop,

A springboard to party

A megaphone


Big enough to call

Her friends to swarm and play

Their drums

while they danced and ran,


Tiptoeing at first,

Then pounding their feet

To a gregarious beat,

Blooming an exuberant chorus of laughter,


calling more and more of them

until thousands of tiny drummers

were pounding, giggling, and laughing

over and around each other


splashing their giddiness

on each other’s faces

All the way across the roof

To the platform


Where they poured themselves

Over the edge

Disappearing in the blackness of night,

Without the slightest fright,


Their tippy-tappy feet running 

And jumping

Off the roof,

Onto the ground,

Or sliding like thieves

Onto waving leaves

That they paid handsomely

In the morning.

For catching them.


When the sun peeked out

And erased the dark,

And the meadowlark

Began to sing,


My ears perked up

To the invitation to go outside.

My eyes glowed in awe

For before me I saw


A bedazzling array of gilded gems

Sparking and twinkling

All over the plants, the leaves,

And even in the nearly invisible

Spider webs


That winked at me

With an invitation to see

My own beauty

They were reflecting

Back to me.


I heard them say

They threw a hilarious drumming party

In the wee hours of the night


And they laughed at the ones

Suspended

over the open jaws

Of the sharp-toothed succulent

In spider’s glistening web

As they sang a dilly of song

Reminding me

That nothing went wrong

While the rain pounded the roof


With its fluid feet,

Leaving glowing jewels

For the sun to eat

Throughout the day.