Friday, June 12, 2020

Whose Dumb Idea Was It To Give God a Penis?


Whose Dumb Idea Was It To Give God a Penis?
By Mushroom Montoya

Whose dumb idea was it
To give God a penis?
The devil's?
Nah.

The devil was invented.
Why?
They, whoever they are,
Decided not to accept blame
For their own misdeeds.

They strategically placed the letter “d”
To point away.
They disguised the letter “d” as a standing penis
To deflect responsibility.

“The devil made me do it.”
It sounds so clever, so easy,
To point the blame away
Onto someone who does not exist.

If the “d” were removed
From devil,
Only evil would be left.
Their evil.

If God were female,
She would not need a standing penis
To deflect her responsibility
For her own mistakes.

She would not go to battle,
And blame her own creation
For the apple that was eaten.
God knew it would be eaten.

The male God
Designed his creation to eat
the apple.

Why didn't the male God accept
Responsibility?
Why did he punish his creation
For following through with his design?

A mother would never punish
her children
For doing what she designed them to do.

Whose dumb idea was it
To give God a penis?


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