Artificial Intelligence Can’t Get Pregnant

 

Artificial Intelligence Can’t Get Pregnant

By Mushroom Montoya

 

Artificial intelligence isn’t

Intelligence at all.

It is nothing more than a series

Of yes’s and no’s,

Ones and zeros,

 

That somehow become a language

That allows machines to

Compute, 

               compile, 

                            and collect

Bits and bytes of input,

 

Put into a thoughtless machine

By a living, 

                 breathing, 

                                 bleeding

Human

With real Intelligence.

 

Real intelligence requires

A geni.

Yes, 

      a 

        real 

                geni,

who can grant wishes,

 

And attract witches,

Who fly, 

             not so much

                                  on broomsticks,

As on the backs 

of magnificent birds

Of prey, 

Whose talons 

Pluck out the eyes

Of 30 pound salmon,

And eat them for

Dessert.

 

All machines are born

Within the mind of a human,

Where her mind gets pregnant

And gives birth to imagination.

 

All humans give birth

                 To the children

                               Of their minds

When they pull out their geni.

 

Out of their pockets.

surrounding their minds.

And impregnate their thoughts

With 

       wild 

               ideas.

 

Artificial intelligence has 

No pockets,

             No mind, 

                          no uterus

That can get pregnant,

And give birth to witches,

 

Who eat

        Plucked out

                Salmon eyes

                            For dessert.

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